Leno, Rodman, and Taking Candy From a Baby

Just toooooooo easy.

Will those late night staff photogs EVER learn?

Hopefully, for my sake... Hells no!!!!!

CoCo Goes CuCu for Shocker Berry

Once again, leave it to the half-wits of late night TV for a compromising photo of the certifiably psycho Halle Berry.  And what's up, you ask, with the the dude's face to the right? Welp, if you know what a "shocker" is, you already know the answer.

It's what her right hand is flashing at the lens. It's not a gang sign, per se.

Unless you mean "gang bang".

.......*

Just Google it, dumbass.

Jay Leno's People and CRAP PHOTOGRAPHY

I like Craig Ferguson.... but could Leno's half-wits find a more inviting pic of him for the internets community to thrash?

Well, perhaps.... but for now ---

Selebritee Sooper Smart Pseudo Intellectual #1

I, personally and/or professionally have nothing against Olivia Wilde.

It's just that.... well, the pic was screaming like a banshee in heat "Caption me!!!!"

Credit Jay Leno's people for not realizing the potentially destructive power of a photo of an actor "acting" intelligent, pointing a decisive finger.... HOLDING NOTES!!!!

Yep.  If she didn't have a script, "People are starving in Africa" might instead be "People in Africa are on, like, such an awesome diet.... they're so slim!"

Just sayin'.