More Late Night Crap photography: Harrison Ford and his "Buds"

Chronic Craig Ferguson does it again, and the Feds ain't too happy.

"Harry's all creaky inside. It hurts to be his age!", exclaimed Ferguson as he dove into his afternoon bowl of haggis. "I'm simply helping out an age-ed fellow with his aches and pains.  Isn't that why America is so great?"

When confronted with the illegality of his act, according to "American" law, Ferguson predictably backtracked. ""It was oregano, okay? What, you gonna arrest Mrs. Dash now? It's her brand!"

When corrected about the fact that Mrs. Dash does not offer oregano in a bag, he spat out a lump of half gnawed haggis and exclaimed "He's putting me in his next film, so there!".  He furthered the discussion by stating, "It's called Willy Nilly's Flying Flower Song of the North Sea Herring.... ahhhh fuck! There's no movie called that!!!!  Damn psycho played my ass!!!!"